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BTEC Mong

Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.
I'm actually Turning into a BTEC Mong
by Nimrod June 14, 2016
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BTEC ICT student

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the 'Tansey' clan, a typical BTEC class is filled with A level rejects, alcoholics, chain smokers and wierdo's. Such an environment is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.

A normal BTEC student is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in 'the refectory'
A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, do a real course you loser'

BTEC ICT student - 'Get fucked you horrible geek'
by gM_eats_jelly February 4, 2009
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BTEC Posh Cunt

1. A person who believes they are superior to others despite their lack of common sense

2. A person who tries to convince others that their BTEC course is worth at least 5 A Levels
Hey have you heard Lisa boasting about her McDonald's apprenticeship?

Wow, what a BTEC posh cunt.
by buttowies June 6, 2018
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BTEC Ben

by Samjxrvis May 30, 2018
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BTEC business

BTEC business is some dead college/sixth form course.To be honest at first it seems easy and interesting but then it just gets boring and really you feel as if its pointless.Its basically a rubbish version of business studies.
The official definition of "BTEC" is The BTEC (Business and Technology Education Council) Level 3 diploma is a Further Education qualification and vocational qualification taken in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. The qualification is organised and awarded by Pearson within the BTEC brand and it is equivalent to A-Levels. It is equivalent to the GCE A Levels, more specifically to three A2 awards (when studying for the BTEC Extended Diploma) and the AVCE
shayenne:"Rodriguez asked me out and i rejected him cos he does BTEC business (hysterical sounds of laughter)
Kirsty (Shayennes friend):Well if their dicks as thick as their brains then im fucking everyone doing BTEC business and for fun ill do the BTEC mechanical engineering guys to
by daboywithaplan February 18, 2021
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Btec Splash Bros

Two Snipers who can literally make shots from Jupiter. HOF range extender. Everything comes out green. Rumour has it They came out the womb and had to put on coat on cuz their veins had too much ice!
by BigDicktionaryWorker November 25, 2021
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Btech

Btech is like a copy cat version
She's a Btech version of that girl there.
by Arifah October 18, 2017
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