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bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
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BONAR

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).
She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.
by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005
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bronard

/bikkipanch big fat looser who like men
this dudes such a bronard
by whoakun November 6, 2020
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West Broward High

A school full of crackhead and kids smoking in the bathroom but it’s hella chill No matter who u hangout with, plus we don’t get bomb treats like pines charter;)
Friend: yo u wanna tap
Everyone at West Broward high: say less
Later that day: shstwhhwhdsh bruv i’m Trippin
by Urfriendlyhoodniggga October 17, 2019
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Brobarian

Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.
Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.

Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?

PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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Broner

When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.
When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.
by Brony98 September 2, 2012
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Bronade

Male version of a grenade, rarely gets laid and constantly cock blocks his buddies because of it.
Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.

Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.
by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011
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