brytton

He is the most amazzing, spectacular, sweet, handsome, funny, caring, gentle, smart, and spontaneous man in the world <3 he will always be there for you no matter what and is very trustworthy. He will make you laugh when you cry and smile when you frown :) overall he is the best boyfriend in the world and what every girl wants <3

Brytton is amazing because^^

by Elisabeth Brown December 1, 2011

brettneck

A person that comes from a upper class family that not only chooses, but actually fits in a rural redneck community. He can be found at the biggest dive bar around smoking cigarettes and drinking PBR. Facebook Brett McBride, Chicago, IL for the definitive example of a "brettneck"

That guy is a complete brettneck. His dad has a yacht in Miami.

by Zwalter November 22, 2014

Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

Brettany

Loves to crack jokes, uses lots of sarcasim. Brettany is also like the cute, shy and descrete sexy next-door neighbor type. She is also attracted to the "bad boy" type and is a very loyal and caring friend. She is very sensitive, but often tries to hide it. She can also be very selfish, but is always willing to help/and listen to others.

Damn, that Brettany girl knows how to talk. Just like Obama. Mrauhah.

by VeruLynn February 5, 2010

45 Brenton Terrace

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
See laura harbin-waters

Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.

P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.

by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022

St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)

Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.

by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015