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Branson

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs
Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson
by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019
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branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses
hey you have glasses, you're a Branson
by beanworm March 5, 2020
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bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008
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jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
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Branston

Branston is a sweet and wonderful person. Branstons are the best partners in the world and will be fully dedicated throughout a relationship. Adorable people. Also another name for a pickle.
"He is definitely a Branston."
"Wow, maybe I should go out with him."
by Emily the Epic June 29, 2009
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Branton

The most charming handsome man in the world he has great looks and he treats girls right. He is the kind of man that will give you his own shirt off his back if needed. Branton is the most amazing person in the world
Oh my god he is such a branton.
Did you see that branton over there?
by Coreyjones420 March 24, 2019
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branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
by MRT2 October 7, 2006
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