braincation

A vacation for your brain to escape stress.

Man, the boss is really riding me, sure could use a braincation.

by robo523 January 12, 2009

beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.

After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021

Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.

E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh

by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

Brainosexual

Someone who enjoys Mind Fucks.

'That film fucked my mind. I really enjoyed it.' - A Brainosexual

'Woah dude, that was a bit of a mindfuck, lets do it again' - An open Brainosexual

by the_Jinxster February 28, 2013

Brainwashed Youth

A phrase denoting counterpropeganda.

“Bro you hear about that new brand Brainwashed Youth? I see their stickers everywhere”
“Yeah man, shit sucks ass. Such a rip off”

by Disgustingbaby420 May 14, 2021

brainrape

To forcefully advise (against their will) a persons or persons. Information to which they would be unwilling to listen to under normal circumstances.

An alternative to Too Much Infomation:

Oh my god, brainrape.

Stop brainraping me dude.

by FuzzBOT September 12, 2005

braingasm

n. An intense rush of intellectual fervor or excitement in response to a stimulus such as recognizing a literary allusion in "The Simpsons" or finally understanding how to do that advanced calculus problem or even just anything really cool. Usually accompanied by inability to formulate actual words and an intense enthusiasm about the subject that induced the braingasm.

That geek had the biggest braingasm after she saw LotR:RotK.

by Keri January 28, 2004