Bouldering

A type of rock climbing that does not involve ropes. Instead climbers carry around crashpads to fall on because they do not go high enough to hurt themselves.

Because we were going bouldering I had to swap my rope for my crashpad.

by Lord of Skies July 17, 2007

Bouldering

A state of awesomeness. When a person feels indestructible or like they are on top of the world.

"Dude I was so bouldering when I took that exam. I totally aced it"

by kathryn connors May 1, 2006

Bouldering

What gay ass nature faggots call climbing.

Hey bro, you wanna go bouldering in Mother Nature later and then fuck each other in the ass?

by jackedmegacock47 January 29, 2019

Bouldering

Eating out a woman with untreated genital warts.

Tommy decided he wanted to go bouldering with Susie.

by WhoElseButKels November 24, 2015

Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025