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Bookshelf Babe

A hot/attractive women you see, that you do you want have sex with, but cannot, since you already have a girlfriend and you are not scum enough to cheat on her. She is basically like a book that you don't read, that sits on the book shelf collecting dust.
Janice worked in the office right next to me, she was so beautiful that I often daydreamed about her in the middle of work, however I already have a girlfriend and don't want to risk an office romance either, she'll always be that bookshelf babe to me.
by StankJuice1231 September 27, 2015
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Bookshelf ass titties

A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on
by Dude who knows bookshelves November 3, 2019
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Fine china and bookshelves

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.
I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.
by OrBeChased January 12, 2011
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Bookshelve

A long soft spongy tampon with a string which you stick up your hole when you get menstrual cramps. You bleed out crap.
Francocious handed marthanian a bookshelve while sitting in the bathroom before meeting with cow poop.
by FrANCO DE rOCK May 13, 2005
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Bookshelving

The act of gangbanging ones wife.
nick was horrified to find out all his close friends had been, "bookshelving", his wife.
by Sloan Kedder May 18, 2011
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Bookshelf

Code name underaged drinkers use for getting blackout drunk in a friends room, a bookshelf may or may not fall on someone.
Bookshelf tonight in Monica's room, should we get popov or Smirnoff?

Bookshelf was intense last night, we had to stick a toothbrush down someone's throat to make her barf up the Bacardi 151.
by AmoneyNdaHouse March 12, 2017
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Bookshelf

Holding your female sexual pertner at their legs upside down while she is sucking your testicle
*Bro to other bro*
Last night i had a crazy bookshelf with someone 😩
by Chickslayer-vallah June 28, 2022
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