Dongaloid

A person with an above average sized penis and below average I.Q.

She didn’t sleep with him out of sympathy for his disability, she slept with him because he’s a dongaloid.

by claudemott May 1, 2019

Bongcloud

The best chess opening

Jim: What’s the best chess opening?
David: Duh, it’s the bongcloud idiot.

by Tailwhale February 9, 2021

Bongoloid

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!

Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!

by King Norf October 7, 2022

Bongalite

Someone who rips lots of bongs. A proper bongalite would never role a zoot

Lets have a bongalite meeting

by A bongalite god August 6, 2016

Mongaloide

An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).

Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."

by SK ;) April 30, 2023

Bongloid

To take a bong hit from a gravity bong.

-Yo man, you down for some bongloids after work?

-Does the pope shit in the woods?

by Herdman November 10, 2009

Bongcloud

Bongcloud is totally a brilliant opening move that starts out with:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2
and learn the bongcloud theory

"try out the bongcloud"

by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022