Of or relating to the calculation involved in the purchase or acquisition of booze based on the principles of the ratio equivalence between units of alcohol: price. Abv: £ (abv: $ for our American counterparts).
Stefan: Oh, that Tuborg pint looks really cheap.
Sam: you can't! Look at the boozenomics it's only 2.6 units for £2.60 that's a ratio of 1:1. The bengali tiger can is 355ml but 2.6 units for £1.99. That's 1.3:0.985, way better.
Stefan: Cheers! That will get me drunk,better,faster, stronger.
Sam: you can't! Look at the boozenomics it's only 2.6 units for £2.60 that's a ratio of 1:1. The bengali tiger can is 355ml but 2.6 units for £1.99. That's 1.3:0.985, way better.
Stefan: Cheers! That will get me drunk,better,faster, stronger.
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Get the bomben mug.Compound between Boment and Titanium; an extremely rare material that exists to an individual based on their own predetermined perception of it, the only truly subjective material on Earth
Extended exposure to Bomentium has been shown to cause mind alterations, psychological distress, mania, severe hallucinogenic effects, insanity, and suicide - among an array of otherwordly anomalies within a miles radius of the material
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Guy 1 yo is that Bomentium over there?
Guy 2 oh shit yeah I think it iך ٶ ՛҉̗̩͖̬͇͈͡A҉ͅA̳̗̩̬̟͎̭̳͕ ̧̣̱̫̭̤̘͖̜̲͔̖̲͜ ̻̪͟͟͞ӎ͚͞ ̨͈͖̭͔ͅ ̲̜̮̗̹ ̞̭ ̀͏̨̝̜̭̬͓̬ ̨̨̝̪̠̞̪̤̗̼֒͞ ̧̪̮͕̝̮͙Х͖̫̖A͡͏̯̰͈̜̜A̵̮̹̭͚̠͟G̡͔̹̰͕G͜͢҉̯͎̼G͍͙̰̗̠͘A̧̘̪̹͉̗̤͓̬͢͞ͅA̲̼̩̜͕̣̳ͅD̵̗̝͇͉̳͟ͅD̼͕̗̱͔̀ͅF͏͙͍̪͟͝ ̵̠̙̲̘̼̭Ԍ ̱̟͞ ̪̙̝͕͟Ѧ̨͏̯̺̮͍̙ͅ ̜̣̪̦͙̟͜л̜͎͓ ̶̢ ͈Ӈ͝͏̭͙̩̤̥̰̲͔ ̧̬͙̜̳͙̼́ӛ͟ ͉̙̠ ̴̶̧̩̬̥̙̤Ս̶̞̥̘͍͙̭͙̜̰͜ ̮́Ѻ̣̠͠ ̧̼̺̟͜Գ̳̣̱̠̟̳F̨̰̪̮͡͞F̡ ̰̼̣̳͈͙Y̡̛̜͖͍̥̤̲̻͙̗J̡̗͞M҉̢͙͚̜͙͚̫̫͓̱͞ ̨̫͔̟͇̯̘Е̵̧̤̩̟̝̠̤͜ ̧̩̫͢Һ̘͚̮́͡ͅͅͅͅ ̛̙̱̮̩̬͔̝Ӄ̛̦̘̮̯͈̥́ ͚չ͙͙̪̹͇̫̟͕̺̀ ̦̲́̕ͅמ́͝҉͖͚̟̼̟̞ͅͅ ͏͖̮̹̗͔̥ͅͅՓ̠̬̬̺ ̵̶͍͙̀Ҡ ̟̘ ̼͠إ̡͙͇͎͔̰̠̝͘F̴̡̩͔̱͈͠U̼̜͖̙̖C̝̳̟K̮̟̯̥̀̕V҉̶̮̤̠̝̳͍K̲̮͉̗͔ͅͅK͏̯͕͎̤͓̙̲̭͍C̹̜̯K̗̹̠̻ ؚ͕̦͚̦̕ ̰̙̖̕ ͏̡͙̝̰ͅՋ́͘ ̬͈͙̠ ̭͎̺͍̻̺͠ٺ͜ ͙̯̫͉͖͖ ̜̭̮͜Չ̨ ̩̻͍ ͓̲̦̣̩͡
Guy Ҹ̨̱̯͝ݦ͔̙̪̰̤͔ޞ҉̢̻̥̗͞Ɛ ̝̟̘̻̣͜ż͉̭̫̣̳̦͎͡Ņ̝̗̣͚̮̯͓O ̡̛̘̣̦̜̺̘̺̺̰̪̘̤̣̀̕ͅH̨̡̰̤̮̝͎̠̮̤̺G͝͠͏̛̣̗͓͙̹̙̹̞̝̲̣̟͓O͜ ̨͏͖̙̞̰̞͎̱̜̘̙̮͉̣̖̩̪ͅD͜͠ ̵͙̩̳̬͎͕͈̯ݯ̴̡̧̣̤͖̮̥͍̪͍͔͉̦̗̺̻͖͠͝ͅͅѽ̧̛̞̥͓̦̣̱̝͘ͅֈ̭͓͉̻ͅӿ̵̪̝̞͓͔͎̦͍̀Ϗ̪̟̺ͅԮ̘̣̬͞ۍ̢̻̯̬̣̺̟͙ɵ̙͞ȹ̯̖̟͇̻͎͡͡ރ͉͔̱͔͇̗̥͟NO۞͇͔͝͝Ϩ́ ̘̞̙̮͈̤͙ӄ̢̧̤͎͚̳̼̭̤̜̬֣̥̕͜͡ܩ̴̧̗̞͜˚͏̮͉̪̩̻̘̝̦ͅƜ̲͎̀ͅ˦̟̦͙̞́͝Ȫ ͜҉̮̱̻ͅӏ̨҉҉̫̙̹̹̹͍̤̙Տ͏̞̰̫͍̖̪͓ˎ̱̜͉̥͕͚̣͠܇͕̼͓̩̕͜¿̱̰͘ƿ͙͔̮̙̲̩̖̼͘͘ء̻͔̥̖͉ɴ̫̭̜̠͎̥̼͡ޖ͇̙̪̲̰͡ү̵̣͙ ̻̮ͅӾ̡̺̯̱͎͈͍̪̬ͅPLEASEՆ̵ֽ̩̱̺̻ͅ҉͉͕͖͇ג ͏̤̰̯̼͖̞̟̞̹͞ڸ͏͚͇͚̖͎Ÿ҉̯̲̫́ ̘̰̝̬̘̲͚͜ȡ̬̪͟ϸ̶͓͍̣͍߿̨̡̜̪̼͙̬̖Ӳ͔̙̠̟̕Ƶ̵͓͎̟̦̻̮ͅб̨̥̹́͡շ҉҉͔̳̟̭͈͖̻̫ه҉̗̘̙̳̹͖͚͍Ò҉͉͙̀Ӧ̬̻͢־͙̠Ϯ̤̬͓̞̗͔͢͠ͅ۩͉̟ہ̢̡̤̬̩̟̲̺̮͎̟̰̰̻̭̫֯̀͜͞ݍ ̘͕̝מ͔͓͎Ա̪̳̗̲̱̩̰̬̀͜͞ډ̹̮̫͎͠ʗ̛̥̕ɛ̴͝҉͉̦̗̼̻Ն̧̛̗̩͕̯͖̥̗͠ӗ̲̙̜̹̺IJ̠̮͎̙̙͝ӫ̵̖̮̦̜͕̙͙̯̟͠ ̣͎̰͚̼͖̤̣̜͙̖͇̕͘͟͝ͅ
Guy 2 oh shit yeah I think it iך ٶ ՛҉̗̩͖̬͇͈͡A҉ͅA̳̗̩̬̟͎̭̳͕ ̧̣̱̫̭̤̘͖̜̲͔̖̲͜ ̻̪͟͟͞ӎ͚͞ ̨͈͖̭͔ͅ ̲̜̮̗̹ ̞̭ ̀͏̨̝̜̭̬͓̬ ̨̨̝̪̠̞̪̤̗̼֒͞ ̧̪̮͕̝̮͙Х͖̫̖A͡͏̯̰͈̜̜A̵̮̹̭͚̠͟G̡͔̹̰͕G͜͢҉̯͎̼G͍͙̰̗̠͘A̧̘̪̹͉̗̤͓̬͢͞ͅA̲̼̩̜͕̣̳ͅD̵̗̝͇͉̳͟ͅD̼͕̗̱͔̀ͅF͏͙͍̪͟͝ ̵̠̙̲̘̼̭Ԍ ̱̟͞ ̪̙̝͕͟Ѧ̨͏̯̺̮͍̙ͅ ̜̣̪̦͙̟͜л̜͎͓ ̶̢ ͈Ӈ͝͏̭͙̩̤̥̰̲͔ ̧̬͙̜̳͙̼́ӛ͟ ͉̙̠ ̴̶̧̩̬̥̙̤Ս̶̞̥̘͍͙̭͙̜̰͜ ̮́Ѻ̣̠͠ ̧̼̺̟͜Գ̳̣̱̠̟̳F̨̰̪̮͡͞F̡ ̰̼̣̳͈͙Y̡̛̜͖͍̥̤̲̻͙̗J̡̗͞M҉̢͙͚̜͙͚̫̫͓̱͞ ̨̫͔̟͇̯̘Е̵̧̤̩̟̝̠̤͜ ̧̩̫͢Һ̘͚̮́͡ͅͅͅͅ ̛̙̱̮̩̬͔̝Ӄ̛̦̘̮̯͈̥́ ͚չ͙͙̪̹͇̫̟͕̺̀ ̦̲́̕ͅמ́͝҉͖͚̟̼̟̞ͅͅ ͏͖̮̹̗͔̥ͅͅՓ̠̬̬̺ ̵̶͍͙̀Ҡ ̟̘ ̼͠إ̡͙͇͎͔̰̠̝͘F̴̡̩͔̱͈͠U̼̜͖̙̖C̝̳̟K̮̟̯̥̀̕V҉̶̮̤̠̝̳͍K̲̮͉̗͔ͅͅK͏̯͕͎̤͓̙̲̭͍C̹̜̯K̗̹̠̻ ؚ͕̦͚̦̕ ̰̙̖̕ ͏̡͙̝̰ͅՋ́͘ ̬͈͙̠ ̭͎̺͍̻̺͠ٺ͜ ͙̯̫͉͖͖ ̜̭̮͜Չ̨ ̩̻͍ ͓̲̦̣̩͡
Guy Ҹ̨̱̯͝ݦ͔̙̪̰̤͔ޞ҉̢̻̥̗͞Ɛ ̝̟̘̻̣͜ż͉̭̫̣̳̦͎͡Ņ̝̗̣͚̮̯͓O ̡̛̘̣̦̜̺̘̺̺̰̪̘̤̣̀̕ͅH̨̡̰̤̮̝͎̠̮̤̺G͝͠͏̛̣̗͓͙̹̙̹̞̝̲̣̟͓O͜ ̨͏͖̙̞̰̞͎̱̜̘̙̮͉̣̖̩̪ͅD͜͠ ̵͙̩̳̬͎͕͈̯ݯ̴̡̧̣̤͖̮̥͍̪͍͔͉̦̗̺̻͖͠͝ͅͅѽ̧̛̞̥͓̦̣̱̝͘ͅֈ̭͓͉̻ͅӿ̵̪̝̞͓͔͎̦͍̀Ϗ̪̟̺ͅԮ̘̣̬͞ۍ̢̻̯̬̣̺̟͙ɵ̙͞ȹ̯̖̟͇̻͎͡͡ރ͉͔̱͔͇̗̥͟NO۞͇͔͝͝Ϩ́ ̘̞̙̮͈̤͙ӄ̢̧̤͎͚̳̼̭̤̜̬֣̥̕͜͡ܩ̴̧̗̞͜˚͏̮͉̪̩̻̘̝̦ͅƜ̲͎̀ͅ˦̟̦͙̞́͝Ȫ ͜҉̮̱̻ͅӏ̨҉҉̫̙̹̹̹͍̤̙Տ͏̞̰̫͍̖̪͓ˎ̱̜͉̥͕͚̣͠܇͕̼͓̩̕͜¿̱̰͘ƿ͙͔̮̙̲̩̖̼͘͘ء̻͔̥̖͉ɴ̫̭̜̠͎̥̼͡ޖ͇̙̪̲̰͡ү̵̣͙ ̻̮ͅӾ̡̺̯̱͎͈͍̪̬ͅPLEASEՆ̵ֽ̩̱̺̻ͅ҉͉͕͖͇ג ͏̤̰̯̼͖̞̟̞̹͞ڸ͏͚͇͚̖͎Ÿ҉̯̲̫́ ̘̰̝̬̘̲͚͜ȡ̬̪͟ϸ̶͓͍̣͍߿̨̡̜̪̼͙̬̖Ӳ͔̙̠̟̕Ƶ̵͓͎̟̦̻̮ͅб̨̥̹́͡շ҉҉͔̳̟̭͈͖̻̫ه҉̗̘̙̳̹͖͚͍Ò҉͉͙̀Ӧ̬̻͢־͙̠Ϯ̤̬͓̞̗͔͢͠ͅ۩͉̟ہ̢̡̤̬̩̟̲̺̮͎̟̰̰̻̭̫֯̀͜͞ݍ ̘͕̝מ͔͓͎Ա̪̳̗̲̱̩̰̬̀͜͞ډ̹̮̫͎͠ʗ̛̥̕ɛ̴͝҉͉̦̗̼̻Ն̧̛̗̩͕̯͖̥̗͠ӗ̲̙̜̹̺IJ̠̮͎̙̙͝ӫ̵̖̮̦̜͕̙͙̯̟͠ ̣͎̰͚̼͖̤̣̜͙̖͇̕͘͟͝ͅ
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