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boozenose 

The red veins that appear on one's nose after years of righteous boozing. The veins may be accompanied by pocks and vodka filled bubble busters that fester on your face until you dunk them in holy water.
See: Ted Kennedy, Tip O'Neill, Tommy Lasorda, WC Fields, Fred Mertz, or any commie politician who wakes up with Popov in his coffee. Boozenose is a mark of honor that can only be earned. If you take offense, too bad. You should have out down the cocktails a long time ago.
boozenose by boozenose June 3, 2010
Words you can keep

boozepoose

verb
1)The act of being a dumbass
2)Behavior that blonde or ditzy person would engage in

adjective
1)A casual insult to describe someone who is clumsy/stupid
*Johnny knocks over the pitcher of beer*

"hey comeon, you BOOZEPOOSE"
boozepoose by XIN420 January 25, 2023

Boozesexual 

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."
"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."
Boozesexual by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012
noun:(bo-zeh-no-neh). the ultimate battle cry.
"Bozenone!"
bozenone by Greg Swatson April 9, 2009

Boozenomics

Of or relating to the calculation involved in the purchase or acquisition of booze based on the principles of the ratio equivalence between units of alcohol: price. Abv: £ (abv: $ for our American counterparts).
Stefan: Oh, that Tuborg pint looks really cheap.

Sam: you can't! Look at the boozenomics it's only 2.6 units for £2.60 that's a ratio of 1:1. The bengali tiger can is 355ml but 2.6 units for £1.99. That's 1.3:0.985, way better.

Stefan: Cheers! That will get me drunk,better,faster, stronger.
Boozenomics by Boozonominist January 9, 2015

Bootnosed 

A signifier added to the term 'cunt' where this refers to a deliverer of building materials (see definition) or public delivery or taxi driver. Meaning hardnosed or just plain bloody minded, the Bootnosed Cunt is a miserable complaining bastard best suited for long distance transport.
Cunt: Bollocks to that, youre stitching me up cos it's fucking Friday again... I'm going home.
Gentleman: Fine, fuck you, you bootnosed cunt!
Bootnosed by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

brokenose twerk 

This is when a dude is sitting relaxed on the ground, and a girl leans her legs on his shoulders; facing away from him, so her ass is pointed towards his face, and she uses her legs to drag and pound his face inn her ass, to the beat of the music. Pretty painful, but really worth it.
"Dude, what happened to your face?" "I got a brokenose twerk yesterday" "Ahh, ok, but good pain right?" "Good pain"
brokenose twerk by Bauksershaurtz October 9, 2013
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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