boozenose

The red veins that appear on one's nose after years of righteous boozing. The veins may be accompanied by pocks and vodka filled bubble busters that fester on your face until you dunk them in holy water.

See: Ted Kennedy, Tip O'Neill, Tommy Lasorda, WC Fields, Fred Mertz, or any commie politician who wakes up with Popov in his coffee. Boozenose is a mark of honor that can only be earned. If you take offense, too bad. You should have out down the cocktails a long time ago.

by boozenose June 3, 2010

boozepoose

verb
1)The act of being a dumbass
2)Behavior that blonde or ditzy person would engage in

adjective
1)A casual insult to describe someone who is clumsy/stupid

*Johnny knocks over the pitcher of beer*

"hey comeon, you BOOZEPOOSE"

by XIN420 January 25, 2023

Boozesexual

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."

"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."

by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012

bozenone

noun:(bo-zeh-no-neh). the ultimate battle cry.

"Bozenone!"

by Greg Swatson April 9, 2009

Boozenomics

Of or relating to the calculation involved in the purchase or acquisition of booze based on the principles of the ratio equivalence between units of alcohol: price. Abv: £ (abv: $ for our American counterparts).

Stefan: Oh, that Tuborg pint looks really cheap.

Sam: you can't! Look at the boozenomics it's only 2.6 units for £2.60 that's a ratio of 1:1. The bengali tiger can is 355ml but 2.6 units for £1.99. That's 1.3:0.985, way better.

Stefan: Cheers! That will get me drunk,better,faster, stronger.

by Boozonominist January 9, 2015

Bootnosed

A signifier added to the term 'cunt' where this refers to a deliverer of building materials (see definition) or public delivery or taxi driver. Meaning hardnosed or just plain bloody minded, the Bootnosed Cunt is a miserable complaining bastard best suited for long distance transport.

Cunt: Bollocks to that, youre stitching me up cos it's fucking Friday again... I'm going home.
Gentleman: Fine, fuck you, you bootnosed cunt!

by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

brokenose twerk

This is when a dude is sitting relaxed on the ground, and a girl leans her legs on his shoulders; facing away from him, so her ass is pointed towards his face, and she uses her legs to drag and pound his face inn her ass, to the beat of the music. Pretty painful, but really worth it.

"Dude, what happened to your face?" "I got a brokenose twerk yesterday" "Ahh, ok, but good pain right?" "Good pain"

by Bauksershaurtz October 9, 2013