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boozenose 

The red veins that appear on one's nose after years of righteous boozing. The veins may be accompanied by pocks and vodka filled bubble busters that fester on your face until you dunk them in holy water.
See: Ted Kennedy, Tip O'Neill, Tommy Lasorda, WC Fields, Fred Mertz, or any commie politician who wakes up with Popov in his coffee. Boozenose is a mark of honor that can only be earned. If you take offense, too bad. You should have out down the cocktails a long time ago.
boozenose by boozenose June 3, 2010
Words you can keep

boozepoose

verb
1)The act of being a dumbass
2)Behavior that blonde or ditzy person would engage in

adjective
1)A casual insult to describe someone who is clumsy/stupid
*Johnny knocks over the pitcher of beer*

"hey comeon, you BOOZEPOOSE"
boozepoose by XIN420 January 25, 2023

Boozesexual 

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."
"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."
Boozesexual by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012
noun:(bo-zeh-no-neh). the ultimate battle cry.
"Bozenone!"
bozenone by Greg Swatson April 9, 2009

Boozenomics

Of or relating to the calculation involved in the purchase or acquisition of booze based on the principles of the ratio equivalence between units of alcohol: price. Abv: £ (abv: $ for our American counterparts).
Stefan: Oh, that Tuborg pint looks really cheap.

Sam: you can't! Look at the boozenomics it's only 2.6 units for £2.60 that's a ratio of 1:1. The bengali tiger can is 355ml but 2.6 units for £1.99. That's 1.3:0.985, way better.

Stefan: Cheers! That will get me drunk,better,faster, stronger.
Boozenomics by Boozonominist January 9, 2015

Bootnosed 

A signifier added to the term 'cunt' where this refers to a deliverer of building materials (see definition) or public delivery or taxi driver. Meaning hardnosed or just plain bloody minded, the Bootnosed Cunt is a miserable complaining bastard best suited for long distance transport.
Cunt: Bollocks to that, youre stitching me up cos it's fucking Friday again... I'm going home.
Gentleman: Fine, fuck you, you bootnosed cunt!
Bootnosed by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

brokenose twerk 

This is when a dude is sitting relaxed on the ground, and a girl leans her legs on his shoulders; facing away from him, so her ass is pointed towards his face, and she uses her legs to drag and pound his face inn her ass, to the beat of the music. Pretty painful, but really worth it.
"Dude, what happened to your face?" "I got a brokenose twerk yesterday" "Ahh, ok, but good pain right?" "Good pain"
brokenose twerk by Bauksershaurtz October 9, 2013
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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