Boizenz 

The Boizenz are an elite group of 6 males spoken of in LAD lore; apparently just thinking their name will lead to an intense orgasm occurring to your mother. These individuals are said to each be graced with a penis that would make even the sternest lesbian fall to her knees and provide women with orgasms not dissimilar visually, to an epileptic fit. Legend tells that the quality of their banter brings tears to the eyes of those who hear it whilst their talent on fifa is capable of giving any male an awkward semi. Little is known about these sexually alluring men but the only thing we can tell for certain is that a group of lonely and sexually frustrated girls who go by the name Hunz stalk them with the hope of each enjoying true ecstasy on top of a Boizenz pleasure tower.

Doctor: I'm afraid you may never walk again
Lingerie Model: but I can't do my Job in a wheelchair?
Doctor: well I'm afraid you shouldn't have had sex with a Boizenz then

Boizenz by truthful Hun January 17, 2013

Boizenz 

A group of guys who lack organisational skills and think they are to be classed much higher than they are, when in fact the huns (a group of hot gals) are far superior to them. The boizenz are nothing in comparison to these huns. The huns are better at them in all aspects of life and being.

Person 1: "Have you seen those boizenz around?"
Person 2: "Yeah I hear they think they are better than the huns"
Person 1: "Lol that's a joke"
Person 2: "I know, and omg speaking of the huns they are so hot"

Boizenz by tophuns January 17, 2013