Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019

Boeinged

When a person or company buys a very expensive and highly engineered product that blows up. Like a passenger airplane, satellite or rocket.
When person has died because of an aerospace company.
Paying 10x the advertised price for something that arrives 5 years late and doesn't work.

Luke asks "Hey Claudia, does your Direct TV work? Claudia replies " Nope sure doesn't. They got Boeinged, the satellite blew up."

Jane text her husband on his business trip. He doesn't answer and she starts to worry the he is cheating on her. She decides to watch TV.

She sees the evening news and definitely knows he is not cheating. He was Boeinged. His plane crashed.....

by TerribleTerd January 23, 2020

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

bonged

stoned, high off marajuana

Stoner 1: "Dude I'm so bonged right now"
Stoner 2: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by 39646 January 2, 2009

One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017

boinked

To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck

I boinked your mother.

by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008

bonged

verb; to bong
to hit the bong; smoke marijuana through a bong

Rower Ben: "How many times have you bonged before?"
Girl: "A couple times."
*hits bong*

by kenzrex January 29, 2018