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facebook body count

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
by miker2001 December 29, 2009
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Body count

1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard
My body count is 5.5
by Academic Concensus September 8, 2022
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Boxycontin

Oxycontin that is stored in the vaginal cavity. It may be loose or in a box. It is possible to have a box of boxycontin in your box.
A patient enters detox with a box of boxycontin in her vagina.
by Pat the midwife February 7, 2008
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Body Count

The number of casual sex partners you have had. I.e Having sex and not being in a relationship
Delilah - "What's your body count?"
Janice - "2."
by johnnyfun June 18, 2020
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Body Count

The rating of how big of a hoe someone is
her body count high af she a big ass HOE!
by John.Johnson.gay June 18, 2015
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Body Count

How many different people you’ve murdered. Sometimes it’s a low number (boooorrrinnggg) or sometimes it’s a larger number. The higher the number, the more people killed. (But remember if a cop asks you about your body count, don’t tell him). Usually the gang and I compare about our numbers and tbh, I’ve never heard anybody EVER use it about s*x. Like no joke.
“Hey, George whats your body count tonight
“About... 38”

Dang bro!! I only got about 23”
by TheMomHomO July 28, 2019
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Body Count Bitch

A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.
I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.
by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019
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