bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013

Bobbitted

The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis

Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.

by Venerable white dragon January 27, 2019

Bobbittize

When a woman bites off a man's penis.

Lorena Bobbittized her husband!

by Troubleshøøter January 14, 2021

Boobitis

(N). A condition where one can only survive by getting sent a titty pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got boobitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see titty pics every day

by SuckMyPhatJuicyBlackCock October 6, 2023

Boobytise

Hypnotise by beauty of boobs ( preferably adorned with tassels)

I'm inviting the accountant to dinner darling, please can you boobytise him.

by Princess nipple October 11, 2025