BMP

Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
by b00zy July 02, 2006
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BMP

Bathroom Mirror Picture

You just worked out and now you're all swoll; gotta take a BMP. Maybe later you can text it to that girl you've been flirting with, or if you're vain enough, even post it to Instagram. Rack up those likes you social-media slut!
John is always taking BMPs, he may have an addiction to the mirror.

Check out the BMP Sara texted me, it's actually kinda hot.
by Neuronick December 14, 2012
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Everyone in college is always watching that bmp, disgusting!
by EveryoneBMP May 12, 2010
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bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis
"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"
by meloney kaulitz December 07, 2010
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BMP-1

The BMP-1 is a Soviet amphibious troop carrier. It was introduced in 1967. It was armed with a bore gun and AT-3 Sagger. It could seat eight passengers in addition to the three crew members. The passengers could fire out of small holes about large enough for the muzzle of an AZ47 while inside the BMP-1 through small holes on the sides.

Type: amphibious APC
Dimensions: length 6750mm; width 2920mm; height 1470mm
Speed: land 55km/h; water 8 km/h
Range: 500 km
Weapons: 73mm smooth-bore gun with 40 rounds, AT03 Sagger ATGW launcher, 7.62PKT (co-axial) with 1000 rounds
The BMP-1 drove across the Siberian snow to reach Markovo, a remote town in the Russian state, Kamchatke.
by Rot April 07, 2005
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BMP-2

A russian IFV that is considered cancer in War Thunder
- Is that a bmp-2?
-Yeah, I shot at it and he used an atgm on me
by ROMANIA41 November 01, 2022
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