Blurrysiren

When something goes wrong and you don’t know who to blame it on

Person 1: Fuck I spilt my drink!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I don't Know, I think it was Blurrysiren.

by jetmysterydino January 20, 2018

Burnys

Burnetts Vodka

Fuck man lets get some burnys tonight

We go thru at least ten bottles of burnys in a week at our crib at ball state

by callmedaddy32 December 12, 2009

Burny Squirts

Burning firey liquid generally feels foamy after farting it through your rectum. Painful and unpleasent usually last until a solid stool is released.

Tequila+jalapeno's= burny squirts

by dime bag strippas October 14, 2011

whats a blurryface?

In an interview with Twenty Øne Piløts, an interviewer asked Tyler Joseph, "Whats a blurryface?" Its now a joke and meme commonly used by the TØP fandom

Someone: "i cant believe someone asked Tyler whats a blurryface?!"
Me: "I know right! They dont know anything about TØP!"

by Emo on a pier July 6, 2017

Blurryfat

When a fat person is so fat that he get blurry on photos.

Person 1: Dude! Is that George on this photo?
Person 2: Yeah! It's hard to see because he got Blurryfat last year.

by Da Dossermaster May 26, 2010

Blurnsday

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Blurryface

That is his name and he cares what you think

Blurryface-"My name is Blurryface and I care what you think"

by Projectilelactation September 4, 2015