Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

Burnie Burns by jerkalert January 4, 2015

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burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

burns my weave by GWIZ December 27, 2013

Dirty Burns

A person who has brown hair and a ginger moustache. Usually seen wearing pink shirts. Dirty Burns indulges in farting regularly around people and excreting faeces around the sides of houses. A Dirty Burns is know to have a bad temper and hates loosing in anything. Excuses are always made when a loss may occur. Always give a Dirty Burns exact change when on a lunch run as they are known to keep all change. Dirty Burns can also be seen dancing like an idiot and going down on upper mangment when requested.

"Where's my change you dirty burns?" "Have you been wearing the same pink shirt for the last 3 weeks?" "Stop complaining about the losing. You know you suck anyway" 'Dirty Ginger Man"

Dirty Burns by Douges Mc Douges January 9, 2009

Aiden Burns

Ugly kid, he dont even know how to spell his own damn name. Gets dandruff everywhere. Has never had a girlfriend (never will) Aiden will annoy the shit out of you. he probably picks his nose and snacks on it. Like bro who is this kid??

person: ew look at aiden burns.
person 2: ikr he needs to take a shower.
person: frrrrrrrr

Aiden Burns by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020

burnsauce

New slang word first uttered by T-Rex of Dinosaur Comics fame. Similar in meaning to burn, but saucier.

T-Rex: Hey there Utahraptor! Have I ever told you you're a prints among men?

Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!

T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!

Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!

T-Rex: Burnsauce!!

burnsauce by bgroon December 3, 2004

August Burns Red

A Christian metalcore band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. August Burns Red isn't just another generic band in the dying metalcore genre. The music itself features technical time signatures, complex drumming, and impressive guitarwork. Their 2007 album, Messengers, features many cymbal-heavy breakdowns.

August Burns Red, despite coming out onto stage in cargo shorts and flip-flops, know how to put on a good show and deliver bonejarring breakdowns.

August Burns Red by Bo Chen March 11, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026