by tlynne July 14, 2009
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Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."
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by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019
Get the DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa mug.The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
by Eddy Gourmet December 26, 2005
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A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).
However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).
However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
by shea April 28, 2004
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by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011
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