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Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-blumping
by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
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Dry Bumming

British: ref to gay/anal sex without use of lubricants. More commonly used to mean being got the better of in an extreme sense.
Alternatively to mean a desire to have sex with someone you don't actually like.
Paul was totally dry bummed at pool yesterday.
or
I know you hate her, but I bet you'd dry bum her if you got the chance.
by Greggy March 4, 2005
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Bumminham

It is how the people down around Alabama pronounce "Birmingham".
Joe: "hey Bob, did you hear about Russell?"

Bob: "No, what happened?"

Joe: "He got himself arrested in Bumminham last night!"
by truckintim87 September 1, 2010
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bumming off

This might be a very specific geographical location slang term, but it's used in Northern England to mean when a person or people like a thing too much. It's not unlike the saying "...then why don't you marry it?"
My husband is always on his PS4 - he bums off that new COD game.

When did everyone start bumming off Nutella?
by ddub86 August 24, 2016
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bummin

To be sad and negative, bringing down the mood of those around you.
"Why is Jimmy bummin? Oh now I'm bummin... weekend ruined."
by WWEEAAKKK February 13, 2008
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blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"
by Gary B January 12, 2005
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bumming

"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."
by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016
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