Bluetooth

- v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.

Sh*t was crazy homie, I

never thought I could nut off a bluetooth

by O.D. Sanchez August 17, 2009

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Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!

Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.

by Bradlecat April 11, 2008

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Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".

Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!

by Bask in it June 18, 2013

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bluetoothed

when the person with a bluetooth headset is having a conversion on the headset but not speaking just listening, and all the while acknowledging and participated in a conversation with a person standing next to them. And all of the sudden start talking to the person on the headset and completely ignore the person that just walked up and started talking. If you are the person that got ignored then you have officially been bluetoothed.

I totally bluetoothed my boss earlier today and I emjoyed it

by chad633 February 22, 2009

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