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Bluetooth

- v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.
Sh*t was crazy homie, I

never thought I could nut off a bluetooth
by O.D. Sanchez August 17, 2009
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Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!
Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.
by Bradlecat April 11, 2008
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Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".
Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!
by Bask in it June 18, 2013
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bluetoothed

when the person with a bluetooth headset is having a conversion on the headset but not speaking just listening, and all the while acknowledging and participated in a conversation with a person standing next to them. And all of the sudden start talking to the person on the headset and completely ignore the person that just walked up and started talking. If you are the person that got ignored then you have officially been bluetoothed.
I totally bluetoothed my boss earlier today and I emjoyed it
by chad633 February 23, 2009
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Bluetooth

I Got That Bluetooth From The Girl At The Club Last Nite...Didn't Even Use Her Hands
by mshadep84 July 20, 2010
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Bluetooth

The act of a girl giving a guy head while using no hands.

A "hands free" BJ
Friend 1: That girl used no hands when she sucked my dick

Friend 2: So she gave you a bluetooth

"Yo I got a bluetooth from that chick"
by axbz April 8, 2010
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Bluetoothed

Being fooled momentarily into thinking
you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.
Joe: I just got bluetoothed again by
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...

Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...
by Hey Moe! May 16, 2009
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