Blowjob

Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.

oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob

by timmehG April 27, 2009

blowjob

When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.

Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!

Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)

Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"

by topmountain August 18, 2010

cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.

i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

by anon98789 April 25, 2019

Geddy Lee Blowjob

Recieving oral sex while listening to Rush. Considered one of the greatest things a man can hope to experience in their lifetime. The cornerstone of every bucket list.

"Dude last night we started making out, I put on Chronicles, and the next thing I knew I was getting a Geddy Lee Blowjob. I came just as the keyboard solo in Tom Sawyer started... Man it was amazing"

by Teambuildingexercise99 June 26, 2012

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

blowjob

1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.

1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.

2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."

by Sklooby March 16, 2008

blowjob

How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?

Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.

by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020