To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.
Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)
Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)
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Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
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Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
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Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
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Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
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Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
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Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
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In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".
Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".
Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."
A terrible, terrible band.
In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".
Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".
Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."
A terrible, terrible band.
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Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
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Aubrie and her brother john were in the bathtub bathing, and beneath the bubbles aubrie saw his penis. This was in the days before sex ed, so she didn't know what it was. It seemed like something fun to put in her mouth, so she did. It tasted like the bath water, which she loved. She licked it from top to bottom. She then put the head in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. He moaned in pleasure. She shoved it deeper in her mouth, then pulled back to the head. Deep, head. Deep, head. She swirled her tongue around it some more. Then she found his balls, which seemed amazing!! She played with those for a few minutes by holding them in her mouth and sucking. She looked up to see if he liked it, and he sure as Hell did. He got up on the edge of the bathtub and she plunged the whole ten and a half inches down her throat. She moved her head back and forth and then some gooey white liquid came out of it. She swallowed it and continued. What fun!! This continued until their parents scrambled in there naked having sex, at which point they just joined their children. The end. The mother eventually started giving the son a blow job and the father ducked the daughter. This is one hell of a messed up family.
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