bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

Bloatkin

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.

I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila

by KJ026 November 29, 2011

Blonddict

A guy/girl that only dates blondes. Usually a football player or a jock.

Guy 1: Damn look at her ass!
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.

by WhyYouWantToKnow? June 22, 2016

Camp Bloat

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.

Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!

by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010

coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

by miss.louise May 30, 2007