blondeherring

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER

"Oooh look at the arse on that"
"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"

by hetroman September 20, 2003

peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019

blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.

A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.

by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009

blonded

When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.

*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"

by boonerlolsexpenis101 June 21, 2011

blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.

My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.

by bobco August 3, 2008

Blondeheimers

A temporary moderate to severe memmory loss brought on by the presence of blonde hair

Oh that was a blondeheimers moment.

by Julie Kaufmann January 3, 2006

Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.

Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.

by MrTadius December 10, 2007