An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.
This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
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per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
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year__________|-------------------------X---------
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____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09
This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
______________|------------------X----------------
______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09
Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."
#1: "Super sweet"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."
#1: "Super sweet"
by biking_beaver May 23, 2009
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I could tell it was raining.
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