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google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.
Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!
by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016
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Bliffing

verb,to be extremely high to the point were your eyes are burn out
Man, i shouldve never smoke that weed cause i am bliffing,my eyes are gone!!!!!!!!!!!
by SpadesCorp December 25, 2010
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Flour Bluff Stout

Preferred beer of the Bluff Rat or Flour Bluffian, a suburb of Corpus Christi, TX.
These are blue collar folks who love their tattoos and cigarettes but not necessarily their toothbrushes.

The Brand Name is Actually Milwaukee's Best Light. Also known in some circles as "The Beast". Usually the cheapest beer in the grocery store. Don't look for it on tap anywhere.
Skippy loves his Flour Bluff Stout.

That Flour Bluff Stout gave me a Havana Omelet.
by Tray in Corpus May 21, 2009
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Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018
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Blobfishism

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish
Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019
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Serbian -Jew Double Bluff

Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.
"Nice try Kyle, but I see throught your Serbian-Jew Double Bluff"
by Baileys May 9, 2004
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blaffy blooffy

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
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