bloater

anybody who uses illegal steroids and or human growth hormone

he gained 50 pounds of muscle in 6 months. he has to be a bloater

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

bloatware

An excuse for preffering one operating system over another because one cannot find another legitimate excuse to hate on another operating system. the term means "pre-installed companion software" but for some that just means less space on their hard drive and they would rather install the "bloatware" themselves.
Thanks to a lot of tech geek fanboys this word has become one of the biggest examples of semantic satiation in the tech industry. It's been used so much it has become utterly meaningless.

The "what's the best OS of Linux?" debate has been going on for decades now...
Geek 1: I like Debian, but I like Ubuntu more.
Geek 2: Aren't they essentially the same OS?
Geek 1: Yes, Ubuntu is derived from Debian...
Geek 3: I prefer Debian because Ubuntu has too much bloatware.
Geek 1: ......

by thatcrazyguyoverthere March 18, 2014

bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".

In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.

by mike87111 November 11, 2013

Bloater

to blow goats

Man, to hell with Karl, he's such a bloater.

by MephistoMonkee March 19, 2014

bloatware

1. something made to render your PC unusable

or if you're a clanker

2. something made to make your belly, tits, ass, thighs, etc blimp up

1. twin i got bloatware on my pc
2. (CLANKER): Mgmh~ Ah~ All this by bloatware...

by qsefthukolp February 2, 2026

Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.

An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up

by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025

AI Bloatware

AI bloatware is the inclusion of unnecessary or excessive artificial intelligence features in products. These features often do not address real user needs and may even reduce usability, efficiency, or performance.

Key Characteristics

Non-essential features: Added because “AI” is trending, not because they provide clear value.

Complexity without benefit: Increases cognitive load or clutter in the interface.

Performance impact: Extra AI modules consume system resources without improving outcomes.

Marketing-driven: Positioned as innovative, but often superficial.

The new smartphone update is full of AI bloatware, with unnecessary chatbots and image filters that slow the device without improving its core functions.

by Dirtman777 September 23, 2025