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Blivit

‘two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.’ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982
The campaign speech was a blivit.
by Gaia Bestamore March 26, 2017
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B.O.Blivious

People who challenge the conventions of fashion by clashing what appears to be a clean and ironed look with a rank unkempt stench reminiscent of the Bally towel bin.
Unlike the typical unkempt person who knows he's probably a little ripe but just doesn't care, people who are B.O.Blivious are completely unaware of the problem.
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Blivit

10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag
My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit
by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003
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Ho-blivious

When someone doesn't know that the person they are hitting on in a club is really a pro.
Man, Jiggy hit on this fine momma at the club and took her home. Next mornin' this fine piece o ass say he owe $200. He was ho-blivious.
by Forzrealz November 1, 2010
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Blivid

A term used when a Blads on tour member is "bare livid".
"Fam, I'm blivid at the lads. They're nowhere near as cool as the blads!"
by longleggedcleggyweggy March 14, 2011
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Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.
Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?
by bakermania November 3, 2006
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blivit

Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.
A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...
by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006
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