Beer Blindfold

When the effects of alcohol far exceed that of the standard beer goggles. Usually the 10 to 15 minutes before you pass out when you'll shamelessly hit on anything.

Get away from me you ugly hag... I'm wearing beer goggles, not a beer blindfold.

by Switch January 22, 2005

spanish blindfold

When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement for him.

'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'

by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008

Vanilla Blindfold

It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.

I gave that bitch a vanilla blindfold.

I skeeted on her face and she got a vanilla blindfold.

by Hefe317 October 26, 2008

mexican blindfold

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

blindshipping

Basically the Pharaoh Atemu version of Yami with Yuugi

"I love Atemu with Yuugi!! It's so hot!"

"Blindshipping is really cool isn't it?"

by Kathryn Spellkraven May 20, 2009

Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.

I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming

by spider_bifida November 13, 2009

brazillian blindfold

The phenomenon affecting most hot South American women whose significant other is an ugly, fat, unkept shitbag. The affliction seems to render rediculously attractive women completely blind.

Eric: WTF? How did that doucher land that Latin hotness??

Mike: Must be the Brazillian blindfold, dude.

by HughJassoul January 5, 2014