Bernadine

Smart ambitious queen. Loves out-going fun and loving people. Hates peasants liars fuck boys. She ultimately is her best with a man that values her. Her significant other is never bored with her kinky ways in bed she is a sex kitten. Once betrayed she will give up on love. She moves forward with style and grace. Her husband will love every role that she delivers. She loves being adored appreciated and loved unconditionally. She is the whole package. She has fashion sense. Very compelling but withdraws when she is short changed. She is a hustler. She is very big on respect. Men and women want to take her home.

Bernadine making moves! Bernadine loves being a mom! Damn Bernadine fine

by B-mack085 March 13, 2017

Bernadette

Smart and loving girls. All Bernadettes are loyal and honest and will never do anything wrong to you unless you deserve it. They tend to love people whose names start with 'C' 'K' and 'J'. They will stick by your side and fuck up anyone who crosses you.

'Man Bernadette was so perfect, i miss that hoe'
'I crossed Bernadette's man and she f*cked me up'

by Skrt kapow esketit March 16, 2019

Blernsted

When a person is so unbelievable fucked up that their body has transcended homeostasis.

*someone is blacked out but functioning*
Holy fuckin shit boys, he's blernsted.

by blernest February 27, 2020

bernadette wood

a resister who hates people that act like a gossipy old woman

bernadette wood blocked me on twitter because i was gossiping too much. sad!

by cyclox June 20, 2021

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005

Berne Knox Westerlo

A town full of hicks thats basically in the middle of nowhere, and the school is slowly turning into a prison.

Dude 1: What school do you go to?
Dude 2: Berne Knox westerlo!
Dude 1: WTF is berne knox westerlo

by OhBabieItsLove September 28, 2010

Beernoculars

This term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of Beer Goggles. In which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.

"You were sporting some major Beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!"

by grittz November 18, 2007