Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 1, 2010

tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.

"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."

by holymoleydood November 12, 2009

blenderhead

A person whose head keeps spinning in confusion, until all his thoughts turn to mush.

With all the stuff thats been happening Johnny has turned into such a blenderhead.

by Rizzen May 7, 2008

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

BenDeen

The most chill guy on YouTube. His whole personality (on video at least) is like he just smoked a blunt right before
pressing record, in a good way. He eats different types of food whilst giving his godlike commentary on said food. His favourite words include "Bogus" & "Mighty Fine" (with this being his immaculate catch phrase). He never wastes the food even if its bad and seems like an really cool guy to be around.

Person 1: Yoooo new BenDeen video just dropped
Person 2: Ayo fr? Shiiit lemme slide on dat

by widowwz April 10, 2022

Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015