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google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.
Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!
by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016
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bluffington

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.
Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"
by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008
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Bliffing

verb,to be extremely high to the point were your eyes are burn out
Man, i shouldve never smoke that weed cause i am bliffing,my eyes are gone!!!!!!!!!!!
by SpadesCorp December 25, 2010
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Flour Bluff Stout

Preferred beer of the Bluff Rat or Flour Bluffian, a suburb of Corpus Christi, TX.
These are blue collar folks who love their tattoos and cigarettes but not necessarily their toothbrushes.

The Brand Name is Actually Milwaukee's Best Light. Also known in some circles as "The Beast". Usually the cheapest beer in the grocery store. Don't look for it on tap anywhere.
Skippy loves his Flour Bluff Stout.

That Flour Bluff Stout gave me a Havana Omelet.
by Tray in Corpus May 21, 2009
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Beffle

Me and My "Best Friend For Life" (BFFL = Beffle phonetically) came up with this term. Instead of calling each other BFF, we call each other Beffle. It gives us a word to call each other instead of just saying BFF.
"I'm so glad youre my beffle!"
by Raaahnahnah! August 19, 2009
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Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018
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Serbian -Jew Double Bluff

Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.
"Nice try Kyle, but I see throught your Serbian-Jew Double Bluff"
by Baileys May 9, 2004
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