blandiose

When something is pompous, and boring at the same time

The professor gave another of his blandiose pronouncements from Mt. Olympus

by Domini September 28, 2007

bastoise

this word is an extremly bad insult or used correctly a really good complement.

its pronounced bas-toy-es

Alex: that party last night was awesome!!
Phoenix: yeah, it was proper fuckin' bastoise

Phoenix: Alex your a dickhead for stealin one of ma superkings boi.
Alex: ye fack off mace you fackin bastoise

by ehhhhh dickhead March 7, 2010

The Blastoise

A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water.

Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

blasthole

A burning poop canal

Her blasthole exploded

by Kara and Tiffany January 26, 2004

Blastoise

When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.

Dad: Son, where are you?
Son: Father, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol, have fun

by Daski May 3, 2011

blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

Blasticle

There is only one Blasticle out there and he is a suicidal son of a bitch.
His name is derived from exploding testicles...
He has a 3 foot long penis but he also has Erectile Dysfunction (What a waste).
He is uncancellable because no one gives a shit.
He is a tryhard youtube guy who never gets views LMFAO idiot.
His favourite word is "shit"

Blasticle is a huge fucking douchebag.

by A-Girl-With-an-ugly-nose-kink November 28, 2021