(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
Get the firing blanks mug.Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
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by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010
Get the Texting Blanks mug.by Mizza January 6, 2004
Get the shootin blanks mug.Non-perscription glasses generally worn as an accessory (not for safety). These glasses are part of ones style and generally are considered hip and progressive in modern fashion. Blanks can be found most frequently in artsy, hip, or up and coming areas such as Brooklyn, Portland, Los Angeles, Detroit and Austin.
"I like Kyle's new glasses, but does he even need them?"
"No, they're not prescription, he's just rocking some new blanks."
"Oh wow, he's so hip."
"I've always liked the way I look with glasses, but I don't have a reason to wear them."
"Who cares, get blanks, it totally fits with your style."
"Bro, did you get glasses?"
"Naw man, they're not real, just wearing them for steez and the ladies like them. I mean Russell Westbrook is rockin' 'em playa."
"Haha dawg I can't believe you're wearing blanks."
"No, they're not prescription, he's just rocking some new blanks."
"Oh wow, he's so hip."
"I've always liked the way I look with glasses, but I don't have a reason to wear them."
"Who cares, get blanks, it totally fits with your style."
"Bro, did you get glasses?"
"Naw man, they're not real, just wearing them for steez and the ladies like them. I mean Russell Westbrook is rockin' 'em playa."
"Haha dawg I can't believe you're wearing blanks."
by KevinChazbroClark June 5, 2015
Get the Blanks mug.Blankshipping is the term used to romantically and or sexually ship the Pokémon characters Ingo and Emmet, characters from Pokémon Black and White and Black and White 2. The characters are twin brothers, as in they shared an amniotic sac so it's safe to consider that many people do not want them to diddle each other. When you find a person who seems to have this sentiment for incest; block them. Do not harass or threaten that person.
People on tumblr: I think blankshipping isn't weird! In fact, here's my crayon drawing of Ingo giving head to Emmet.
Normal person: This is basically oncest but with Pokemon characters that barely have screentime wtf
Normal person: This is basically oncest but with Pokemon characters that barely have screentime wtf
by Vermin#5 June 30, 2023
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Whatever blanks your blank
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank
by whatevercleansyourmess March 9, 2011
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