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blondfold

The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014
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blandjob

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.
by X13 November 13, 2006
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mexican blindfold

The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.
Me and Cody got so fucked last night, and when we woke up we had mexican blindfolds on.
by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006
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Blandjob

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.
Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.
by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009
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Blindfold Bumpers

Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.
Want to play Blindfold Bumpers when we go to the park?
by Dybdahller February 22, 2010
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brandfolio

A proprietary term coined by Studio Pinpoint Consulting to name the document that outlines the qualities of a brand.
ACME Company just presented their brandfolio to their employees. Everyone is now on the same page when it comes to knowing what the company stands for and who they are.
by sprbrand May 20, 2011
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Toledo blindfold

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.
When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008
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