The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014
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(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob
bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob
bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
by X13 November 13, 2006
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by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006
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I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.
This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.
I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.
This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.
by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009
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ACME Company just presented their brandfolio to their employees. Everyone is now on the same page when it comes to knowing what the company stands for and who they are.
by sprbrand May 20, 2011
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When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
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