blagoed

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.

by IrishPirate December 19, 2008

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bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

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Blaped

When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.

"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1

by Im stoned off my ass September 24, 2010

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Bladedancer

Someone who is proficient in utilizing short bladed weapons (knives, daggers, metal cards), usually pertaining to hand-to-hand combat.

Man: "He was known throughout the country as the best bladedancer."
Women: "Let's see how he goes up against a swordsman."

by SydneyTerror September 21, 2021

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blazed

high off ur ass.
the best thing in the world.
me, rite now

i just hit my bowl and i madd ripped

by pothead October 11, 2003

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Imm blazed lataz

Massachusetts Term
Pronouonced: Immm-blaz-d-lay-taz

1. Used as a term as GOODBYE when high on Marijuana.

2. Saying goodbye after blazing a fatty, you disperse from your fellow mates.

3. BYE!

Sentences:

1. Tinsley: Heyo Dave! Wanna blaze a blizz?

Dave: Sure Papa! Come thru!

Tinsley: Ight yo.. ill be there in 10.

30min later..

Dave: Thanx my mans!

Tinsley: Np man anytime!

Dave: Ight Tins Imm Blazed lataz!

2. Damn Boog! Those were some nice L's, Imm Blazed lataz!

3. Borris you a straight bitch! Hahaha! Imm Blazed lataz!

by DavAly420 May 9, 2011

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