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His dad was a blacksmith

Someone who doesn't know their father
Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.
by Fatkid the Baptist November 24, 2022
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Blacktimus Prime

A hilarious spin on the popular 'Transformer' "Optimus Prime" that can either be used as 1) a racial slur or 2) a joke amongst friends that isn't (or is) meant to be offensive.
Blacktimus Prime was naturally good at basketball because he was used to shooting, running and stealing. Also, Blacktimus Prime is a natural at transforming, thus giving an example of him being both black, and a transformer.
by Blacktimus Himself February 24, 2009
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Mr. Blacksmith

Teacher at plum borough who is older than a dinosaur and pervs on little girls. He is like 5’1 with a terrible hairline and has autistic kids, one of which died.
Ugh I hate Mr. Blacksmith. Who’s that? You know, the creepy teacher who looks at the girls and touches them. Oh yeah lmao.
by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 19, 2018
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blacklist

To be denied services/participation from certain activities. Usually caused by disagreeable acts against a person, government, or something stupid you did.
Jim's Story:

After getting out of prison, Jimmy couldn't get a job anywhere but McDonalds. He felt he was blacklisted from any work other than crime or a McJob, so he went back to crime by stealing their chicken nuggets.
by Allen75 April 28, 2010
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Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights August 4, 2012
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blacksmiths apron

A blacksmith apron is the english terminology for a gunt. Basically this is when a females gut hangs over her genitals. Not an attractive look!
"Hey Rich T, look at em and her blacksmiths apron!"
by Malcy-Malc March 16, 2005
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Blacktastic

Rapper name for white guy named Will Stamper, a guy who designs the site www.newgrounds.com
"This is Stamper, A.K.A. Blacktastic"
by Freddie March 29, 2005
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