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blacksmith

(n.) a profesional player; someone who has so many irons in the fire, aka bitches, that they might as well be a blacksmith.
Lindsay on Thursday, Kate on Friday, Michelle on Saturday? That kid's a blacksmith.
blacksmith by bennygotback November 15, 2011

Blacksmith

A blacksmith is a general term that is someone who creates objects with iron or steel by using a hammer anvil and a forge. depending on the type of blacksmith there are also different names for them like "farrier" for a example ( this has nothing to do with men getting a lot of black women )
i want to be a "blacksmith" when i am older.
Blacksmith by /.; July 11, 2018

Blacksmith

N. A man who gets the best women, or vice versa. Generally known to have a residue of black steel pigment permanently soaked into the skin, hence the term BLACKsmith. Another trait associated with the Blacksmith is that one arm is often incredibly and disproportionately more muscled than the other.
V. to take out anger on a piece of molten metal involving a hammer and a hard thing
"Once I made her the steel rose using my mad blacksmith skills, it was a done deal."
Blacksmith by Will Buchanan November 20, 2007

blacksmith tomahawk 

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

Blacksmith Hands 

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...
Blacksmith Hands by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

blacksmith microphone 

The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.
"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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