the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the
bed post and landing directly in a womans
vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron
table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith
tomahawk his girl, but accidentally
broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.