black and white taxi

A police car. Often used as an euphemism for being arrested for domestic violence.

"Steve? He's not around today. His wife called him a black and white taxi."

by desertacacia March 30, 2009

Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.

I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

black and white cookie

An interracial white and black couple.

Look at that black and white cookie! They are cute together.

by Green Otter August 2, 2011

black and white cookie

A sexual act; an interacial three way double stuff where one male is black, the other white and the female of any race.

Me and Jay-Z gave his old lady a black and white cookie the other night. Wurd.

by Slim Shady July 16, 2005

black and white ginger

A ginger person who tries to hide the fact that they are ginger by shooting their Bebo/MSN picture in monochrome mode, making them look like they have dark hair.

Person 1: "Look at Nick's bebo pic, it's black and white!"

Person 2: "He's just trying to hide his hair colour by making himself a black and white ginger"

by Tom from Gloster December 9, 2008

Black and white do-gooder

An individual who sees stuff in only black and white (or right and wrong) never in between . These individuals kiss up to all that's right but be judgemental to all that is the slightest bit wrong .

Exposed someone's private message on facebook yet covered up the name and pic? A black and white do-gooder will judge you for it and make false assumptions about your motives.

by Boho grunge woman August 21, 2015

black and white chocolate chip cookie

A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.

Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"

by Doralover89 September 11, 2009