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bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009
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Bitchless

John went to the New Year's eve party bitchless
by Phil L. December 8, 2006
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Passive Bitchive

Mostly woman-to-woman phenomena, passive bitchive behaviour is a common form of covert abuse related to individuals who are bitches under cover.

There is a thin line between being a bitch to being a passive bitchive person. When a girl is a behaving as bitch to you, you know that you've been abused. It is easily identified. Passive bitchive behaviour is disguised by actions that seem to be innocent but are in fact a sophisticated way of expressing one bitchiness.

Passive bitchive behavior stems from the need to behave cruelly in an indirect way.
Fat Jane: "Do you think I look good in this jeans?"
Liz the bitch: "you gained a bit of weight didn't you?!?!"
Passive Bitchive Liz: "I love it, it highlights your curves"

Fat Jane: "can you set me up with your friend?"
Liz the bitch: "You are way out of you're league hun..."
Passive Bitchive Liz: "Sure hun, hope he'll like you though"
by Eyalc September 11, 2011
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Bitchilism

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security
by Tgo July 26, 2004
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bitchallenging

When someone is a bitch and they’re being a bit challenging or difficult.
Did you see Addy last night? She was being a bitchallenging.
by dirtymurk June 25, 2018
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Bitchfield

A real place in England probably where my ex-girl was born.
I went to Bitchfield last year and it smelt like shit pussy
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 21, 2021
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bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...
by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009
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