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Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011
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Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009
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Baloo

The Hindi word for bear. Also a nickname for bear-like people. Also written "bhaloo"
You are as big, hairy, and sweet. I shall call you Baloo.
by Psoriasis August 30, 2012
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Baloobus

A state of intoxication reached when one cannot spell ones face, shit-faced, generally dyinestest .
Elements of this condition include rowdy behaviour, plate smashing, gobbledygook, an adverse reaction to gravity, the inailty to hold ones pint, birds swaying and trees singing.
You may have to hold on to the pavement to prevent yourself from falling off of the ground.
after an incubation perioud of about 10 hours this condition develops into Dyinest man syndrome.
"Yeah Padraig was so Baloobus, he fornicated with the couch and then didn't call it the next day"
by John Prendergast April 2, 2007
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baloofa

"I got me some big baloofas!"
by deadbeatdad#3 January 25, 2019
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Baloo'd

To make relations with whilst intoxicated.
Will probably also involve vomiting.
She got absolutely bagheera'd so I went and baloo'd her.
by IceScrossVonGrimm June 3, 2009
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Bringing Bilbo to the Shire

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.
Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!
by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010
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