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bijohn

Bijohn isn't just a name. He's the embodiment of love. Bijohn is someone who will be there for you no matter what. Who will take care of you like never before. He's the most trustworthy friend and most loving partner. Someone for whom family is very important and caring for others is just one of his innumerous qualities. He can make the world a better place and make you the best version of yourself.
Bijohn belongs to only one place that is my heart.
Bijohn is mine.
by SB951 May 31, 2022
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Big John Masskie

Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.
Man I wish I was as cool and strong ass Big John Masskie
by Mattman47 April 16, 2023
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big john

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*
by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023
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Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom
by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023
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Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
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