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On Bompton

The most sacred thing to swear by ever. Usually used at the end of a sentence, this phrase signifies that you swear on the Holy City of Bompton , and take responsibility for whatever consequences may ensue by lying upon it. Only used by the highest class of people, as the responsibility is too much for any mere peasant to use it.
Zach: Dude I totally got her nudes last night.
Mason: Nah, on Bompton?
Zach: Deadass on Bompton.
by iZachyGangWeed March 7, 2019
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Bampton

Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.
Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.
by anonymous November 22, 2020
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Bumptious

Adj.

Evil, ginger, and bitchy.
Man, that girl in physics class today was being extremely bumptious.
by ChemAddict April 17, 2011
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Bumptard

Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.
"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"
by Telltale November 28, 2006
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BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME
"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"
by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009
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bumptious Jonathan

A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It
British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"
by British Loyalist March 30, 2009
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Hayley Bampton

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.
Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.
by TodCooper April 28, 2011
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