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bumperfucker

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.
(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.
by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006
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Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.
Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.
by randomlysmart April 14, 2014
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chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.
My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour
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Dumper-Bumper

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.
Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!
by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009
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Humper Bumper

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty
Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.
by wile September 8, 2013
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bumper nuts

Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.

They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.
Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.
by Fieldgrunt March 28, 2007
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bampersand

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."
Bampersand his ass!
by blank June 19, 2004
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