beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

Beefdart

Another name for the penis, also can be used as a derogatory term for a friend.

A. Hey Dude, do you want to go out to the bars tonight?

B. No thanks, I think I'll stay in and chat with my girlfriend.

A. Fuck that, dude. That bitch has a vise grip on your nutsack. Quit being a beefdart and come hang out with us.

B. Sorry, I can't. she gets mad at me when I miss our AIM dates.

A. You're such a fucking beefdart. Why don't you grow a pair?

by W. Highley January 27, 2006

beerears

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011

beerdrain

The physiological idea that a drunk's beer is being drained while he is drinking.

"hey beerdrain, who's been drainin' my beeyeh?" and in response, "nobodys been drainin yer beeyeh. You been drinkin yer beeyeh."

by Whammajamma May 8, 2006

beerdrate

beerdrate- v. tr
To supply beer to (a person, for example) in order to restore or maintain buzz balance: "Cold beer is the fastest and safest way to beerdrate an ordinary person" (Eric D. Weyker).

loosing buzz... the girls im hitting on are starting to seem less appealing... it may be time to beerdrate

by i pissed on your car! June 20, 2010

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

BEEFDART

BEEFDART:another word for penis or dick. also one of those words that just make people laugh when you say it, because they have no clue what it means.

guy-1: ball taps guy-2
guy-2: your such a fucking beefdart! why u gotta go and ball tap me

by Lil-ron February 6, 2006