beer

the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

by Duffman August 11, 2003

beer

its what my daddy drinks before he beats me

daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee

by supdude54 May 28, 2008

beer

a drink destined to be spilled

"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"

by sillymanilly October 24, 2007

beer

The best way to get sex...

OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?

by MOG1 April 19, 2005

beer

To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!

by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

beer

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork July 18, 2008