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jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014
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beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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beating it

Austin almost got caught beating it
by Crf.500 January 23, 2016
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bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
by Da Man too June 30, 2008
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Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.
Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.
by Gimaf December 18, 2012
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Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke
by bananaman321 April 12, 2011
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Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
by lock'on June 5, 2009
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