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Bing

A search engine crap made by Microsoft that turned to their disgrace.
"This fucking car need to be fixed, we have to push the car to the nearest repair shop but I don't fucking now where it is."

"Chill out, let me Bing it."

"Alright."

"It says in Shanghai, Southern of Brazil border, approximately 500 metres from Eiffel tower in Baghdad.

"Okay, push, go, go, go!"

They finally reach meat factory in Bucharest, Romania.
by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014
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Bing

BING SUCKS DICKS IT MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE A VIRUS. NOONE USES BING BING YOU ARE A LONER.
Billy: Hey have you heard that microsoft just released a new search engine!
Bobby: First of all they released it a while ago, second of all its nowhere as popular as google. Noone likes Bing. Seriously, have you ever heard someone say "Im gonna bing this."
Billy: Yea, your right.
by ZombieKiller468 September 5, 2016
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“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.

The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.

We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 27, 2023
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bing

The lamest attempt at copying Google EVER. At least Yahoo has Yahoo!Answers to redeem itself. Bing has no cool shit whatsoever. Bing also slams Google in all its adds, which is pathetic as fuck.
Google (to Bing): You know what everybody says about you? They say that you're a Microsoft created search engine freak that's a less efficient version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act all innocent, you can take those pathetic commercials and shove it right up your hairy--
by Siouxsie & Alice September 15, 2013
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Bing

As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for

Because
It's
Not
Google

Can also be used as
Bitch
It's
Not

Google
guy 1: Why shouldn't we use bing??
guy 2: Because it's not google.
by thatoneguy87 October 12, 2010
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Health and Well-being

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.
“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
Oh fuck!”
by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
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