bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

bro bating

Masterbating with your bro(s). Jacking off with a buddy, or buddies.
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them

Dude, I was bro bating last night and it was great

by Throbbin_Rob November 3, 2019

Balqis

Balqis is a girl who loves to make a lame jokes and act weird. She likes to save pictures of her friends' derp faces in her phone and make them as memes. And this is why she is the Queen of Memes.

"Balqis, you're such a weirdo but still I love you"

by laili.jungshook December 31, 2017

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Batistas

The upper part of the trapezius.
Batista (WWE Superstar) is known for having a big trapezius.

Because he was working out his back, the size of his Batistas increased.

by Kingpanda5 December 27, 2009

batilla

tequila; an alcoholic drink made from the blue agave

Would you ladies like to have a shot of batilla with me?

by jimmythedungeonmaster August 22, 2006

day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018