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Barney Frank

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009
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Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007
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Spunk Barge

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.
Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!
by JGCL September 13, 2011
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argy bargy

a heated discussion, perhaps one that has become bad-tempered enough to amount to a spat or minor quarrel
He gave us a little '"argy bargy" about the government
by argy bargy January 19, 2005
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Marley Barley

Slang word for marijuana derived from Bob Marley (like its his) and Barley. Which is a plant that when dried and crumbled looks similar to shake.
Guy 1: Dude i just bought a sack of MB!!!!

Guy 2: Hella dog I love Marley Barley! Let's toke!
by coolguy1212 September 20, 2010
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barney stinson

Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"
by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009
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barney badass

A person who likes to try talking and acting like they're tough shit but is incapable of backing it up. Tends to be someone with a very bad temper and a loud mouth who likes make fun of people and start trouble, and as such, are not very well liked by people who know them. As soon as someone confronts them about their shit-talking they like to throw fits and resort to making threats that they cannot back up. Often times, people who fall under the definition of this term are frequent drinkers who engage in the aformentioned behaviors while under the influence of alcohol.
That Barney badass needs to get put in his place.
by gtfo7 February 27, 2010
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